She looks dirty as hell.

Like a naughty secretary who?s itching to unclip that perfectly pinned-up hair, take off those Miss Moneypenny specs and go for it on the boss?s desk.

The kind of woman who lowers those specs suggestively and unbuttons the top button of her blouse while idly thinking of the postie?s next visit. As deputies go, SNP?s NICOLA STURGEON she ain?t.

And, given that the other golden girls of Scottish politics consist of ANNABEL GOLDIE and CATHY JAMIESON, it?s understandable why our men have adopted Palin as their political totty of choice.